Funny Thanksgiving Kid Jokes

1. Who isn’t hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey—he’s already stuffed.

2. Can a turkey jump higher than Mount Everest?
Yes, because a building can’t jump at all.

3. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.

4. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter g.

5. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-key.

6. Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.

7. Why did pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.

8. What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?
They both have stuffing.

9. What key won’t open any door?
A turkey.

10. Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.

11. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the turkey’s foot.

12. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To show he wasn’t a chicken.

13. What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.

14. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had drumsticks.

15. What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.

16. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.

17. Why did the Pilgrims sail from England to America?
Because they missed their plane.

18. When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet.

19. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

20. What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-vest.

21. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their age.

22. Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
Where you left it.

23. What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
Foul weather.

24. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatch-et.

25. What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock.

26. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.

27. Why do turkeys always say, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned good table manners.