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Funny Animal Kids Jokes

16:00 | 06/03/2023

Funny Animal Kids Jokes

1. Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
She was a little horse.

2. What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.

3. Why don’t elephants chew gum?
They do, just not in public.

4. What did the banana say to the dog?
Bananas can’t talk.

5. How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles.

6. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.

7. How do you fit more pigs on a farm?
Build a sty-scraper.

8. What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
An udder failure.

9. What do you call a cow that won’t give milk?
A milk dud.

10. Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.

11. What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

12. Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll

13. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

14. Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssside.

15. Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.

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