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Funny jokes for kids


Funny Easter jokes for children. Very nice. Let’s see

Funny Easter Jokes for Kids.  Let’s see 1. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day. 2. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer. 3. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape? Lots of eggs-ercise. 4. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?...

Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids. 20 funny stories

Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids 1. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet. 2. How does a snowman lose weight? He waits for the weather to get warmer. 3. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots? 4. What do you call a reindeer with bad manners? Rude-olph. 5. […]

Funny Thanksgiving jokes for kids. Very interesting

Funny Thanksgiving Kid Jokes 1. Who isn’t hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey—he’s already stuffed. 2. Can a turkey jump higher than Mount Everest? Yes, because a building can’t jump at all. 3. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside. 4. What always comes at the end...

Funny Halloween Kid Jokes

Funny Halloween Kid Jokes 1. Why didn’t the skeleton go to school? His heart wasn’t in it. 2. How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 3. What is a monster’s favorite dessert? I scream. 4. What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein. 5. What kind of music do...

Funny Kids’ Jokes About Cats

Funny Kids’ Jokes About Cats 1. What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrr-ple. 2. What song does a cat like best? Three Blind Mice. 3. Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? To the mew-seum. 4. What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit. 5. Why are cats...

Funny Pirate Jokes for Kids

Funny Pirate Jokes for Kids 1. What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved. 2. Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later. 3. What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea? He got marooned. 4. How did the...

Funny Animal Kids Jokes

Funny Animal Kids Jokes 1. Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse. 2. What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon. 3. Why don’t elephants chew gum? They do, just not in public. 4. What did the banana say to the dog? Bananas can’t […]

Funny Kids’ Jokes about Math

Funny Kids’ Jokes about Math 1. Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? Because it had more cents. 2. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it’s never right. 3. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. 4. Why was the equal sign so...

Funny Birthday Jokes for Kids

Funny Birthday Jokes for Kids 1. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday. 2. What’s the one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed? A year older. 3. Why do candles always go on the top of cakes? Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom. 4....

Funny Jokes for Kids

Funny Jokes for Kids 1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. 2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. 3. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill with it. 4. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? […]